AE - 008

"Anomalous Entity - Zero Eight"

Classis - 🜄 Cautela

Location - Fort Matterhorn

ALIAS : "LANIS"

Written by Head Researcher Kyle Young

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DESCRIPTION

 

-AE-008, "LANIS", appears as a standard issue Swiss Army knife, however, it is not any regular knife-It is not only indestructible, but can pierce through every known material.

Despite extensive testing, the composition of LANIS is still unknown.

 

ANOMALOUS EFFECTS

 

-LANIS cannot be destroyed. Preliminary destruction tests, using explosives ranging from

#1. A Soviet Army standard issue RGD-5 grenade, 110 g

#2. A 727 kg Bomb

-All miserably failed in destroying LANIS. LANIS still managed to appear in pristine quality, no matter the explosive used.

 

-LANIS can also pierce through anything it is swung or thrown at.

-One report from the Tchaikovsky’s Turtles tested this with an old chassis of the iconic Panzer IV tank. “LANIS sliced through the chassis of a Panzer IV like it was thin air”.

#The same report said “LANIS sliced through a block of concrete like butter”.

 

HISTORY

 

-LANIS was first found on a captured CIA agent’s body. LANIS is the subject of the infamous Last Testament of Quentin.

 

Relation to Port Weissberg Nuclear Incident

-One can assume LANIS is how Quentin got inside the Port Weissberg Nuclear Reactor and ripped a massive hole in one of the coolant tanks. It is completely unknown how Quentin survived the wave of radioactive Tritium that unleashed from the hole he created. It is possible that LANIS had a role in his survival, however, this is unverifiable. We are not going to risk valuable human lives to see if LANIS has a “immortality” effect of some sorts.

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CONCLUSION

 

-LANIS seems to have more to it than meets the eye. For that reason, I am designating LANIS in the Cautela Classis. Further research is ongoing, and this document shall soon be updated.

 

-Head Researcher Kyle Young